Who needs to eat at their wedding anyway?

Here we are: 123 days left until the wedding, and things are really coming along!  I got my dressed fitted today, and it was fun.  I hadn't seen it since I bought it in September, and I'd almost forgotten how beautiful it is.  The seamstress decided to take it in a lot on the sides which means the good news 1) is that it won't fall to my knees when I'm getting down and funky to ABBA, but the bad news is, 2) I won't be able to eat or drink anything.  I wonder if we still have to pay $100 for my meal?? 

There were quite a few other brides in the store today, which always shocks me.  Who else besides me isn't working on a Tuesday afternoon?  Here's one conversation I overhead...
Sales Clerk: "I'll get you a size 10."
Bride: "No, I want a size 8."
Sales Clerk: "Um, but it doesn't fit you."
Bride: "You think I'm going to look like this on my wedding day?  Oh no, I have 10 pounds to lose!  Tell her mom, you know I'll lose it!"  (tantrum nearly starting)
Bride's mom (looking tired) to Sales Clerk:  "Can you just get her a size 8?"

Looks like I won't be the only one not eating on my wedding day!