I woke up this morning to breaking news: The cast for season 11 of "Dancing With the Stars" has been announced! It includes Jersey Shore's Mike "The Situation", Audrina Patridge from The Hills, Bristol Palin and David Hasselhoff.
Wait, who are the stars?
Luckily Audrina Patridge will be dancing and not talking, because if you ever saw The Hills, you know she can't put two words together. But putting Bristol Palin on, the single mother who's been engaged twice to a douche bag, is just what America needs!
Wow, well at least Carol Brady, a.k.a. Florence Henderson, has also been cast. Maybe her squeaky clean image can clean up the rest of the dirt on the show.
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