Why does my______?

A couple of days ago, Buckeye developed a red bump on his leg that seems to be bothering him, and probably means I have a $200 vet bill in my future.

Today I decided to google his symptoms to try and figure out what the problem is.  I am getting such a kick out of google searches these days!  Today when I started typing, "Why does my..." here were the top 5 choices.

*  Why does my eye twitch?  (Super annoying, I agree!)
* Why does my belly button smell? (Gross, and how do you know it smells?  I can't even touch my toes, so I'm thinking smelling my belly button is out of the question)
*  Why does my poop float?  (I'll leave that one alone)
*  Why does Kim Zolciak wear a wig? (Who?  I had to google her too, and apparently she's on the reality show "Real Housewives of Atlanta."  It's a show about caddy women who have a lot of plastic surgery.  Don't waste your time.)
* Why does my cat lick me? (Because what feels better than having a creature with a sand paper tongue licking your face?)

By the way, don't you love the picture?  That's why having a creative, internet-savvy fiance is awesome!