Why Does My Dog.....

It's a parent's worse nightmare....imagine finding your daughter eating your son's poop.  This is exactly what happened to me.  Okay, okay, I'm talking about Chihuahuas, but it's still disturbing.  I guess the question of "Why does Bailey's breathe always smell so bad?" has finally been answered.

After I made this grim discovery, I did what any modern parent does.  I went to "Google" to research why my daughter is doing this.  The funny thing is, I had only gotten so far as typing, "Why Does My Dog..." when all of these topics popped up.

* Eat Poop?  (Yeah, it's number one!  I'm not the only one going through this.)
* Eat Grass
* Lick People
* Eat Cat Poop
* Lick Your Face
* Smell Your Crotch
* Roll in Poop

Okay, if this list isn't scary enough, what happens when we combine these traits?  Such as "Why Does My Dog Eat Poop and Then Lick My Face?" or  "Why Does My Dog Roll In Poop and Then Lick People?"  or "Why Does My Dog Smell My Crotch and then Eat Cat Poop?"

One word: Therapy