Men start things, but then....

I don't mean to pick on men, but c'mon, you make it so easy!  My question today: Why can't men finish things?  They open the kitchen cabinet, but they don't close it.  The lift up the toilet seat, but they don't put it back down.  They start their laundry (if you're  lucky!), but they'll leave their clothes in the dryer for a week.  They put their dishes in the sink, but can't quite make it to the dishwasher.

In Mike's case, he goes to the trouble of storing his famous meatballs in the freezer, but one problem: he forgets to close the top of the baggie.  This is what the meatballs look like 2 weeks later--they are covered in freezer burn.  He went to all the trouble of getting his grandmother's Italian recipe, getting all the ingredients, putting it together, rolling each one, and baking them.  But I guess for him mastering this old recipe isn't the hardest part; it's remembering "Yellow and Blue Makes Green."