The search is over, I've found someone to speak at our wedding and give a brilliant toast. A man who will win the hearts of the audience and assure Mike and me that we did the right thing by taking the big leap.
I met this man at Jake Melnick's last night. I went for drinks with two girlfriends, Whitney and Gene, who are in town from Indianapolis for Whitney's b-day. The middle-aged man, obviously with a few drinks in his belly, had the liquid courage to approach us and buy us drinks.
Then he asked if any of us were married. I said I was engaged. Drum roll please...here are his next words of encouragement. "Me and my buddies overs there, we're all married. Mosts of us (burp) either wants a divorse, are divorshed, or want to kill our wives."
What do you think? Won't that make a lovely toast? See you in July!