To all my single friends: I feel your pain. You told me the dating world sucked, and I saw first hand this weekend just how much. I realized bars are full of 1) Creepy old dudes, 2) Creepy old dudes with tan lines on their ring fingers (hmm, do they think we don't know?), 3) Obnoxious drunk chicks, and 4) Douche Bags.
I then went into a corner of the bar where it was less busy to send Mike a text message. A 20's something man came up and said, "You're going to have to move, this is my corner." Seriously? This is your corner? Are you Baby from "Dirty Dancing?" I'm thinking your social phobia may not land you a wife. Just sayin'.
Finally, to any 20's something girl who thinks it's hot to get really drunk and then create your own mosh pit by falling on everyone nearby.....It's. So. Not. Hot.